ME: *looking through paper* "Look, Sweeney Todd's coming to the Bushnell. ...don't get excited, there's no Johnny Depp."
MOM: "If Johnny Depp was there I'd run up on stage and rape him."
ME: *chokes on oatmeal*

I tell you, the woman is classy.

MY MOM GOT HER JOB BACK.

WILL SOMEPLACE PLEASE GIVE THIS UNSTABLE WOMAN SOME STABILITY PLEASE.

MY MOM LOST ANOTHER JOB. I swear to GOD, this is a gatdang PLAGUE. But at least this time it wasn't her fault. I just can't believe this is the third job this year. ;_; Mommeeeeee ( Read more... )

I want to punch my neighbors. All four sides of them. Hard. Or break one side's fucking tambourine and say to hell with the rest of them ( Read more... )